My overly energetic remix of the lovely Mike Mcdonald’s laid back track Each Time:


Hey fans!

Sorry to have been negligent of late*. I wish I could say I have spent the lockdowns in a creative frenzy but the truth is quite the opposite. But I will strive to offer you, my fans, some recompense very soon!

Meanwhile here’s something from a couple of years ago:

*You can talk though!

Thanks to David Lynch I now know how to cook quinoa


Teenage Cave

Well he looks teenage anyway



Played a gig

Me & Nikky playing as Lisp Machines with special guest Chrissy on melodica. Thanks Louis for the video – next time please try harder.

Official fave of Groove Inc™, recorded circa 1990, minimally remixed for 2019


Unheard One

Only £12 including P&P. This was recorded in Tooting in 1989 I think.

Several people have drawn comparisons to a Cure song where Mr Smith is singing an equally banal advert but I have never heard that song and I refuse to acknowledge its similarity!