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  • All-weather bootee

    Only £12 including P&P. This was recorded in Tooting in 1989 I think. Several people have drawn comparisons to a Cure song where Mr Smith is singing an equally banal advert but I have never heard that song and I refuse to acknowledge its similarity!

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  • Why Must I Pay?

    Original by Ben Wallers. Recorded in the presence of my 10 yr old son, hence the sanitised lyrics. Check out the original for the full effect. I bloody love this riff. It’s so far up my street it’s got its own door key.

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  • Fuzzy Dice

    We got a dog. He has fuzzy dice. New website coming soon by the way!

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  • Hello

    Sorry for being quiet for a long time… Hello! UPDATE For those of you who want to play along at home, here’s the manuscript

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  • Irkmal

    Following Philip’s recommendation I received a monotribe for my birthday. It’s ace!


  • Daisy Daisy remix

    Philip very kindly sent a suitably demented lead part for the previous number, so here’s a remix incorporating it. I also added new rhythm parts and sound effects, hoping to evoke a Victorian Talking Machine..

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  • Daisy daisy

    It’s been a while… so I thought it might be nice to come back with some cover versions. UPDATE: Listen to the full version here!


  • Om Shanty

    I’ve just moved to Toronto and haven’t got my recording set-up working yet, but I thought I would post more vintage stuff.